TT: Actually, building up a house has been one of the more trivial ways I’ve passed the time. 

TT: Great swaths of the structure may be copied and pasted with little architectural consideration. 
TT: I’ve only bothered to do so while in contemplation. 
TT: It’s relaxing. 

GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!!!

Anonymous asked: minutes of surfing through this blog and now i miss john. great editing!

I think a lot of what makes Homestuck great is the interactions between characters.  Without one, especially a main protagonist, there’s a lot of interaction that can never happen a good bunch of dynamic changes.  Of course it also means there’s some hilarious gags like cakes floating through air.  Those are always the best. 

Thank you!

AG: Hey…….. 
AG: This thing isn’t slimy at all! What the hell. 

AG: There is no present! You are not in your hive, and you don’t have anything to send. She received it a long time ago. None of this matters anymore. 

AG: If you don’t 8elieve me, you are free to look out your window. 

AG: It might help you remem8er. 

AG: And…….. 

AG: You will 8e a8le to see me. 

AG: If you want.

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now

[S] : Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.

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the--starkster asked: this is fudging brill. always following forever.

Thank you!  I’m glad that I can be entertaining just by editing some gifs.

CG: OK THAT’S YOUR CUE TO LAUGH AT ME SOME MORE I GUESS. 
CG: BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO REALLY GET OFF WHENEVER I FLAME YOU. 
CG: HUMANS ARE DERANGED. 
CG: YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN??? FUCK YOU ABOUT THAT. 

GA: Im Supposed To Antagonize A Few Members Of Your Trivial Species 
GA: I Have To Start Somewhere 
GA: And Somewhen 
GA: So I Am Starting With You 

PCHOOOOO

GC: NOP3 >:] 
GC: TH1S 1S JUST 4 S1MPL3 R3TURN NOD3 
GC: TH3R3 4R3 LOTS OF TH3S3 4ROUND 
GC: JUST HOP 1N 
GC: DONT WORRY 1LL G3T YOU TO TH3 G4T3 SOON 4FT3R TH4T

: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.

You begin to hatch a brilliant plan…

Once you’re done you’ll captchalogue the bottle and send the code to someone and tell them it’s something really important. Then, they’ll make it and be like, oh man yes apple juice I am so thirsty!!!

But that person will not be drinking delicious juice, oh no. They will be choking down a world of hot piss and it will serve them right, especially if they liked any dumbass movies unironically.

But you realize you don’t know anyone stupid enough to fall for it so you just go in the shower.